Bring Some Jimmies, We’re Gonna Score In New Orleans
I got a message in my DMs today saying, "I need to quit doubting Jimmy." Yeah, I think we all do at this point. The porn star banging super model lookalike is also the quarterback for one of the best...
View ArticleWeek 15 NFL Sunday Fantasy Primer
Here we are in the heart of December. It is week 15 of the NFL season which means it is the semi-finals for fantasy football. Outside of the semi-finals, we have a lot of fantasy football players that...
View ArticleWeek 16 NFL Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
Good morning to my fellow fantasy football fiends! Did you start Ronald Jones II yesterday? How about Robert Woods? Don't worry, we still have 13 games left in the fantasy football season, so let's...
View ArticleThe Week 17 Fantasy Football And DFS Primer
Fantasy football season is over for most of us. There still are psychotic commissioners out there that see no reason to leave week 17 out. If you're in an argument with this person, all you need to do...
View ArticleWeek 1 Fantasy Football Primer: The Journey Begins
It was a defining Saturday for the running back position heading into the first Sunday of the NFL season. There was huge news for three top 10 running backs. Two of those have a big reason to celebrate...
View ArticleWeek 2 Fantasy Football Sunday Primer
Welcome to week 2 of the 2020 NFL season! Some of the stories that I have heard already from fantasy players have been downright brutal. I have a friend who thought that he had won his league right...
View ArticleWeek 3 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
It's starting to feel more like football season, eh? The SEC is back, the Big 12 is playing in conference games, and the Big Ten is now under a month away from football. If that's not enough for you,...
View ArticleWeek 4 NFL Sunday Fantasy Primer
Oh wow, what a week. Tennessee Titans players continue to test positive for COVID-19 and now Cam Newton and a scout QB for the Kansas City Chiefs have also tested positive. The NFL has tentatively...
View ArticleWeek 5 Fantasy Football Sunday Primer
Thursday was a heartbreaker. And I should be used to it, right? The Buccaneers haven't made the playoffs since 2007 and haven't w0n a playoff game since 2002. I wasn't thrilled about signing a 43 year...
View ArticleWeek 6 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
It feels like forever since we've had pro football without there being a Thursday night game. I'll tell you what, it was a blessing in disguise. If there was TNF, I wouldn't have gotten to see my new...
View ArticleWeek 7 NFL Sunday Primer
You know how when people post pictures of their kids on Facebook doing things like petting a dog or taking a bite of food and they say something like “my heart is full” or “my heart might explode”?...
View ArticleWeek 8 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
Happy day after Halloween! It’s nice to get an extra hour of sleep. Well that is depending on which state you live in which is something I learned recently. I think Arizona and Illinois don’t have...
View ArticleWeek 9 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
Welcome to the bloodbath that is week 9 fantasy football, where everyone has Covid but we're just going to play through it! But seriously, I'm hoping for the best when it comes to the well-being of our...
View ArticleWeek 10 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
What a huge weekend for sports. On Saturday, the Masters got underway to finish the second round while the sun was still rising and then the 3rd round immediately after. There was a full slate of...
View ArticleWeek 11 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
It is my favorite week of the football season! We are getting close to the fantasy playoffs, the standings are painting a clearer picture in our leagues, and it's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving week means...
View ArticleThanksgiving Fantasy Football Primer
It’s Thanksgiving! I hope your morning is going more smoothly than mine is, there’s nothing like waking up to a still frozen turkey that you put in the fridge to thaw out on Monday. The virtual guests...
View ArticleWeek 12 Sunday Fantasy Football Primer
If you wouldn't mind taking a break from the treadmill that you are using to work off Thanksgiving dinner and all of the leftovers we still have a slate of games ahead of us for week 12. First off, if...
View ArticleWeek 13 Fantasy Football Primer
It’s the last week before the fantasy football playoffs! For some of us it already is a playoff week because you have to win to get in. There are two Monday games and a Tuesday game so mathematically,...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 2
G'Mornin, degenerates! Donkey Teeth and I will be switching off the Sunday primers every week in accordance with whichever zodiac sign is dominant in the sky. Also, we don't have any astrology books...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 4
Everybody's fading the Titans, and you know what that means? Sandra Bullock is coming to town for a Hallmark-style tearjerker about Ryan Tannehill learning to pass to [checks notes] Chester Rogers....
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 5
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 6
Imagine: there's an alternate dimension out there where Drew Bledsoe stayed in the game and Tom Brady ended up signing as a backup QB with the Minnesota Vikings, where he took the field and handed off...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 7
"Where is Donkey Teeth and who is this jackass in his place?" is what you are probably saying to yourself right now. Hi, I'm The Joey Wright, former Razzfan, current Razzwriter, and your Razz-fill-in...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 8
What's up Samhain Squad! Fresh off my week as FantasyPros' #1 ranker in the galaxy -- nay -- the universe, I'm here spending this hallowed eve with you all pretending not to be hitting the rum all day....
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 9
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 10
Well, it's been quite the adventurous couple days since we last connected, right? Odell Beckham Jr. is on the Rams after a lengthy battle of "Who could care less." As fortune would have it, our dear...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 11
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 13
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Week 15
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
View ArticleFantasy Football Gameday: Championship Week 17
Sunday morning has arrived and you spent all weekend on a drinking binge? Or worse (maybe better?), you've been up for 48 hours on six different types of drugs? Fear not, Razzball has all of your...
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